The wife says: You
want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct
decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this
later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to
complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you
to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm
upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a
shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn
out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby
thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so
inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new
house.
The wife says: I want new
curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting,
furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding
shoes.
The wife means: The other forty
pairs are the wrong shade of
white.
The wife says: Hang the picture
there
The wife means: No, I mean hang
it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you
were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask
for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you
love me?
The wife means: I did something
today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a
minute.
The wife means: Kick off your
shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm
beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn
to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with
me.
The wife says: Are you listening to
me?
The wife means: [Too late, your
doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this
recipe?
The wife means: You better get
used to it
The wife says: All we're going to
buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back
with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed
and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think
this is important!
In answer to the question "What's
wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that
you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk
about it.
The wife means: I'm still building
up steam.