Something to brighten up yo day;
Text MSG ID: 1280
By - Mayah
Audience: Global
27 Jun 13-14:38:33
MHey=)) =)) Something to brighten up yo day;

Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week"
in a newspaper.
He calls the company & lady says be ready
tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door &
finds a hot babe with just shoes,
undergarments & shirt saying: "u catch
me u fuck me!" & the girl starts running.
He starts running but doesn't catch her.
During the whole week he tried to catch
her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program. Next
morning at 6 he opens the door and sees
an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a
shirt saying: "u catch me u fuck me".
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25
kg but the lady said "R u sure? its really
tough". he said "YES!" Next day at 6 he
opens the door, he finds a gay in just
underwear saying.. "If I catch u, I will
fuck u.."
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