Harf 2012-06-01 12:14:51

1)BOY : I can't leave you ...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
2)GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
3)GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
4)BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck