A girl telling her friend in college, "It is my mom who made my dad a millionaire."
Friend asked : "And what was he before marriage."
The girl replied, " A mufti-millionaire".
Two college guys were talking..
I heard their conversation.
They said: when the apple is green, it is ready to pluck..
and when the girl is eighteen, she is ready to ..........
Vote,,
You dirty mind, elections are near..so think +positive.
Two college female friends:
First: Why it is so difficult to find a men who is caring, sensitive , good looking and rich.
second girl relies: Because they already have girlfriends.
Two girl in college:
First girl asked: Do you know what do boys discuss when they are together?
Another girl: The same thing which we discuss when we are together..
First girl: Oh, How Disgusting.!!!
Tensed married lecturer in college lecture:--
Students: Do you Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
Students: why, sir?
Lecturer: because, there's not a Single person in it..
College Boy: My Father's name is laughing and my mother name is smiling.
Girl: You must be kidding...
College boy: No, that's my brother I am joking...
Girl friend; will you marry me after finishing college?
Boyfriend: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life !!
Lee_frendz 2011-02-02 11:04:50
