Cuttieeee 2014-03-29 14:26:04An engineer was walking
down the road when a frog
calls out to him, “If you kiss
me, I’ll turn into a beautiful
princess.”
He bends over, picks up the
frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and
says, “If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you
for one week.”
The engineer takes the frog
out of his pocket, smiles at it
and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, “If
you kiss me and turn me
back, I’ll do whatever you
say!”
Again the engineer takes the
frog out, smiles at it and puts
it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, “What is
the matter? I’ve told you I’m
a beautiful princess, I’ll stay
with you for a MONTH and do
whatever you say. What more
do you want?”
The engineer says, “Look, I’m
an engineer. I don’t have time
for a girlfriend, but a talking
frog, now that’s cool!”