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85yrs retirement jokes
TOPIC id: 72128
Replies: 7 - Views: 674
82227 Shaokhan 2011-01-28 02:48:17

An 85years old man was requested by is doctor for sperm count as part of is physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow,'' the next day the 85 years old man reappered at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,which was empty as on the previous day. The doctor ask,what happen and the man explained.''explained.''well,doctor it's like this---> first i tried with my right hand,but nothing i tried with my left hand still nothing. Then i called my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,then with her left,still nothing she tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in,then with the teeth out,still nothing. We even called up arleen,the lady next to our house she tried too,first with both hands,then an armpit,and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees but still nothing.'' THE DOCTOR WAS SHOCKED! YOU ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR?'' THE OLD MAN REPLIED,''YEP,NONE OF US COULD GET THE JAR OPEN.''
25037 Naitik 2011-01-28 06:55:51

s-lol
66581 Queenie 2011-01-28 09:57:06

s-3lol
15140 jharz 2011-01-28 10:41:01

s-hahaha oh my g0odness....wth s-lol
23217 Hunterex 2011-01-28 13:43:24

Oh a green joke s-3lolx
66359 Many4cfc 2011-11-02 16:23:41

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . . . . WTF!!! s-lmao
39764 krack 2013-05-01 22:00:33

s-omgx s-lol
163298 pendujatt 2013-05-01 22:57:18

S-bell
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